Interior Desecrations...

My boss walked into the office today and immediately instructed me to look up something called "Interior Desecrations". This was my favorite part (http://www.lileks.com/institute/interiors/71book/5.html), specifically the Vin Diesel remark.

And the quote of the day goes to...

McMafia!

Here is his one-sided description of his grandmother:

"She is a larger human being. She is basically a calzone with legs. No, wait, a cabbage roll with legs. We'll go with cabbage since she is Polish."

100% Truth, 100% of the Time

I am eager to admit that I have a pretty fantastic boss. I think of him more along the lines of a big brother that pays me to exist. I find myself often repeating conversations that I have had with my boss to my best friend. Today brought upon a whole new level of awkward/hilarious conversations, and I was inspired to start a blog in complete dedication to the shit my boss says.

Please: read, laugh, share, rinse, repeat.