Interior Desecrations...

My boss walked into the office today and immediately instructed me to look up something called "Interior Desecrations". This was my favorite part (http://www.lileks.com/institute/interiors/71book/5.html), specifically the Vin Diesel remark.

And the quote of the day goes to...

McMafia!

Here is his one-sided description of his grandmother:

"She is a larger human being. She is basically a calzone with legs. No, wait, a cabbage roll with legs. We'll go with cabbage since she is Polish."

Prenup?!

On the Stupidity of Comcast..

This brief but eye-opening conversation occurred between Stiffy and a chat technician from Comcast:

Tomorrowland

Interpretation

This is our relationship.

Morrisey Sucks....what?

Yes. This happened.